- How gay are you today? Be honest. #
- I refer to it as the 21st century. RT @AgentDragonFly: There are times when people just make me sick to my stomach #
- http://bit.ly/bfWxzn Pft! @guardian: Warner Bros. sues Swiss manufacturer of Harry Potter condoms…http://bit.ly/bnRPml #
- 'Well I like to have a good time, any of my friends will tell you, so if you confront me with stupidity… I'm doubly angry at you.' #
- Can someone remix Freddie Mercury without all that hidious 80s synth crap? Pls? #
- http://onion.com/dADkGq via @TheOnion – Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere #
- So far, subjects have reported being 5 posies gay. Will convert into centimeters gay when the study is complete. #
- I find people who replace criticism with contrarianism really freaking annoying. Honestly, it doesn't make you look smarter. #