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‘Cunnilingus’ as requested by Ria
Ah, cunnilingus; that common but most exquisite of delicacies! ‘Rug munching’, ‘clam diving’, ‘drinking from the furry cup’ – its euphemisms may not sound attractive, but a rose by any other name would smell as sweet. Forget oysters or caviar, and don’t even consider Bird Nest Soup (a Chinese delicacy made from actual bird nests); […]
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Five minute poem
Darling, let me plant a kiss upon thy lips; Not those; the ones which lay betwixt your hips; That scented bloom; beguiling flower, Where stirs the very root of our desire. Caress my lips with that moistened bud; Arouse the fire within my tired blood, I’ll softly plant my tongue within, For the harvest of […]