• Tweets

    The more entertaining my characters get, the more dull I become. A clever simile here would make this tweet amusing. Exactly! # Excellent. Stop mutilating your kids, people. http://bit.ly/dgqZOe #

  • Writing Dialogue

    I try to avoid the Writing for Noobs arena and focus on Becoming a Decent Writer – often writing about writing is ironically dreadful, but I do admit to sharing Craig Clevenger’s pet peeves: TALKING HEADS, HEARING VOICES AND THE DISAPPEARING NARRATOR I have two major pet peeves when it comes to dialogue. First, it […]

  • Tweets

    Wow you take a couple of weeks off TweetDeck when you're sick and tweeps just dump you. I will @ them with rude comments about their mothers # I'm reading an article about writing quality dialogue in fiction. She's watching a video of a dog barking at a lawn-mower. Enough said. #

  • Tweets

    Wow you take a couple of weeks off TweetDeck when you're sick and tweeps just dump you. I will @ them with rude comments about their mothers # I'm reading an article about writing quality dialogue in fiction. She's watching a video of a dog barking at a lawn-mower. Enough said. #

  • Tweets

    Looking to hire an assassin to kill this virus I have. This thing needs to die. Sleeping 16 hours a day really quite pathetic. # Sometimes, when I'm too sick to do anything else, I sit and delete old bookmarks. Am I weird? #

  • Tweets

    I'm inexplicably on fire today. Not literally, like the other week. # Yes! Fuck off, Prop 8. http://bit.ly/9fS4FG # I'm sorry, but today simply must not end. I'm having far too much fun and there is far too much to do! # Reading 'Beautiful Examples of Transparent Screen Trick Photos' (via @smashingmag) http://tinyurl.com/37bngew #

  • Tweets

    Dishes. Fold and put away clothes. Dust. Vacuum. Clean kitchen, bathroom. Damn it's hard work being a woman. Especially in a corset. #

  • Tweets

    I'm really concerned that my funny has gone and won't come back. If you see it anywhere, please cage and return. Please note, it can bite. # Propose a topic for me to write about. #

  • ‘Cunnilingus’ as requested by Ria

    Ah, cunnilingus; that common but most exquisite of delicacies! ‘Rug munching’, ‘clam diving’, ‘drinking from the furry cup’ – its euphemisms may not sound attractive, but a rose by any other name would smell as sweet. Forget oysters or caviar, and don’t even consider Bird Nest Soup (a Chinese delicacy made from actual bird nests); […]

  • Tweets

    Yes. RT @AgentDragonFly: I think instead of 'poking' someone on FB there should be a 'slap' option @diverbh #