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    Do you get a lot of earnestly but incorrectly addressed mail in your inbox? Perhaps I just have prime addresses; but it's getting silly. # Gain +100 kudos… http://yfrog.com/f143vg # Artist Aram Bartholl has cemented USB drives into various walls. Read, write. Great idea! It must be spread; but don't catch anything. # Un-cloud your […]

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    #slightlywrongfilmquotes Are you looking at Glee? #

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    Rather than complain about Christmas lights: RT @guav: If there is a cooler animal than this, tell me what it is. http://bit.ly/9CH0wR #

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    6am. No sleep for me. Is Jesus punishing me for having a winkie? # Am I the last person in the world to see the amazing Daft Hands videos? http://youtu.be/K2cYWfq–Nw #

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    Sad to miss the party, but midnight movies are an excellent second. The Girl Who Played with Fire pretty good. # I gotta say that a medium that inspires one to publicly say 'I gotta say, that's my kinda uterus' is my kinda medium. # They're making a film about ME! http://youtu.be/UO8L64rGHXc #

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    Yup. RT @guav: Why Working From Home Is Both Horrible And Awesome: http://bit.ly/9JUJRW # August, you have been a shame to your season. You've let down me, you've let down summer, but most of all you've let down yourself. # Argh. In a variety of tones and emphasises. #

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    Yup. RT @guav: Why Working From Home Is Both Horrible And Awesome: http://bit.ly/9JUJRW # August, you have been a shame to your season. You've let down me, you've let down summer, but most of all you've let down yourself. # Argh. In a variety of tones and emphasises. #

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    Hahaha. RT @Glinner: Girl who caught her parents doin' the do gets autotuned http://youtu.be/OOVeDwFLd1Q #

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    How gay are you today? Be honest. # I refer to it as the 21st century. RT @AgentDragonFly: There are times when people just make me sick to my stomach # http://bit.ly/bfWxzn Pft! @guardian: Warner Bros. sues Swiss manufacturer of Harry Potter condoms…http://bit.ly/bnRPml # 'Well I like to have a good time, any of my […]

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    The more entertaining my characters get, the more dull I become. A clever simile here would make this tweet amusing. Exactly! # Excellent. Stop mutilating your kids, people. http://bit.ly/dgqZOe #