At the risk of being accused of grandstanding/absolute stupidity, I just laughed in the face of death, don’t ya know? TAKE THAT DEATH, how’d you like being OWNED?
Okay so I just had to fix my monitor as it was driving me crazy. I knew there was a way to do it. I researched it, like others before me. (You have to open the bitch up and tamper with her insides.) This is what they were told:
– I seriously wouldn’t recommend doing this.
– NO! If you don’t know what you are doing, stay out of a monitor. It’s a good way to shock and/or kill yourself.
– In case nobody else here has spelled it out clearly — a CRT monitor has *VOLTAGES THAT CAN KILL YOU* and can hold that charge for days, weeks and even sometimes months AFTER it’s been unplugged.
Reading the hysteria you can die from pretty much looking at a monitor in the wrong way.
Fuck that shit. I went there. She loved it.
(Don’t copy me as I’m clearly the Risen Christ the Saviour and Immune to Death.)