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The more entertaining my characters get, the more dull I become. A clever simile here would make this tweet amusing. Exactly! # Excellent. Stop mutilating your kids, people. http://bit.ly/dgqZOe #
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Wow you take a couple of weeks off TweetDeck when you're sick and tweeps just dump you. I will @ them with rude comments about their mothers # I'm reading an article about writing quality dialogue in fiction. She's watching a video of a dog barking at a lawn-mower. Enough said. #
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Wow you take a couple of weeks off TweetDeck when you're sick and tweeps just dump you. I will @ them with rude comments about their mothers # I'm reading an article about writing quality dialogue in fiction. She's watching a video of a dog barking at a lawn-mower. Enough said. #
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Looking to hire an assassin to kill this virus I have. This thing needs to die. Sleeping 16 hours a day really quite pathetic. # Sometimes, when I'm too sick to do anything else, I sit and delete old bookmarks. Am I weird? #
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I'm inexplicably on fire today. Not literally, like the other week. # Yes! Fuck off, Prop 8. http://bit.ly/9fS4FG # I'm sorry, but today simply must not end. I'm having far too much fun and there is far too much to do! # Reading 'Beautiful Examples of Transparent Screen Trick Photos' (via @smashingmag) http://tinyurl.com/37bngew #
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Dishes. Fold and put away clothes. Dust. Vacuum. Clean kitchen, bathroom. Damn it's hard work being a woman. Especially in a corset. #
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I'm really concerned that my funny has gone and won't come back. If you see it anywhere, please cage and return. Please note, it can bite. # Propose a topic for me to write about. #
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Yes. RT @AgentDragonFly: I think instead of 'poking' someone on FB there should be a 'slap' option @diverbh #