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‘Cunnilingus’ as requested by Ria
Ah, cunnilingus; that common but most exquisite of delicacies! ‘Rug munching’, ‘clam diving’, ‘drinking from the furry cup’ – its euphemisms may not sound attractive, but a rose by any other name would smell as sweet. Forget oysters or caviar, and don’t even consider Bird Nest Soup (a Chinese delicacy made from actual bird nests); […]
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Advice
Giving out advice, however good, can be extremely dangerous to one’s health. I guess the reasons for this can be fairly complex; not least because the solutions to many problems are simply a matter of reasoning. Most people can reason; and if they are rejecting reason they are most likely in denial. Thus good advice, […]
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Insomnia
Insomnia, that old friend from school. The one who used to bully me, until I’d have to stay in and hide. Yes, hide in my bedroom like a coward. She’s a lot stronger than me; nastier too. She whispers cruel things to me, just when I am at my lowest. Defeated, shamed, humiliated, I cower. […]
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Statement
As a respectable member of the community with an impeccable reputation of good standing and moral fortitude, I would like to firmly address and fully refute the allegations that I was in any way involved in some kind of “bisexual orgy” involving dancing whores, leading ladies, and/or gentlemen, smoking, Jewish cats, the wholly un-Christian defacement […]
