RIFF.REBELSOUL DEV

Category: Humour

  • Creators

    Oh what a tangled web we weave when we seek to conceive Rincewind stared at him, “Who ARE you?” The man took the pencil from behind his ear and looked reflectively at the space around Rincewind. “I makes things,” he said. “What sort of things?” “What sort of things would you like?” “You’re the Creator?” […]

  • Defying death

    At the risk of being accused of grandstanding/absolute stupidity, I just laughed in the face of death, don’t ya know? TAKE THAT DEATH, how’d you like being OWNED? Okay so I just had to fix my monitor as it was driving me crazy. I knew there was a way to do it. I researched it, […]

  • Scampermonkey: Gender

  • Statement

    As a respectable member of the community with an impeccable reputation of good standing and moral fortitude, I would like to firmly address and fully refute the allegations that I was in any way involved in some kind of “bisexual orgy” involving dancing whores, leading ladies, and/or gentlemen, smoking, Jewish cats, the wholly un-Christian defacement […]

  • Jane Eyre, as by Irvine Welsh, by Me

    There wis no possibility ay taking a walk thit day. It were pissin wi rain thit further outdoor bummin aroond wis now oot ay the fuckin question. Ah wis glad ay it: Ah nivir liked long walks, especially in the fuckin cold: dreadful tae me wis the coming home in the raw twilight, wi frozen […]

  • Some People Are Gay

  • Five minute poem

    Darling, let me plant a kiss upon thy lips; Not those; the ones which lay betwixt your hips; That scented bloom; beguiling flower, Where stirs the very root of our desire. Caress my lips with that moistened bud; Arouse the fire within my tired blood, I’ll softly plant my tongue within, For the harvest of […]